I don't have a blog name. The human girl isn't nice enough to give me one yet. She says it's tons of work! She said maybe one day in the future I can have one, but not anytime soon. So Instead of talking about the name of my blog, I’m going to give you all humans some ideas about what I want to name my blog. Maybe you all can pick your favorite.
Sylvesters Purrfect Fan
I’m a fan of Sylvester and girl human says I’m am purrfect. Being his purrfect friend would be nice. He needs friends since he doesn’t have Steve anymore. He must be sad, and he’d love to know what his biggest fan would say about him. I almost bought a Sylvester pillow once, girl human took the bank card from me and said if I stole it from her purse she’d have to put a lock on her purse.
Freyalicious
Girl human calls me Divalicious-Freya, Freyalicious is close to that. I won’t deny it, I’m a huge diva. Being a diva cat is tons of fun! My human wouldn’t love me so much if I wasn’t a diva.
Monkey Must Leave
Monkey is the other cat that lives here. He thinks because he’s almost 19 years old that he can be the king of the castle. I’m the queen, and I have no room for kings. I want to kick him out, so he won’t headbutt me in my sleep, but the humans say that I can’t, Monkey’s too old.
Oatmeal Cookie Cat
This is the last idea I have. I love oats and cookies. The girl human once tried to poison me by giving me what she said was an oatmeal cookie. It didn’t look or smell like oatmeal. Hmph! She ate it then and she said it was a good oatmeal cookie. She shared banana bread with me this week, and it tasted good, I won’t ever eat a real banana, I’m not going to call myself Banana Bread Cat. It sounds boring.
Most of my names are cool, aren’t they? I asked the girl human what she liked the best when I posted these. She says Freyalicious is her favorite. It reminds me of her one of her favorite cartoon cats, Marie from Aristocats. Maybe one day she’ll start a blog about your favorite torti, but until then, I’m going to take over her blog.
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